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Naughty, Not Nice...

A city-run Christmas parade in Florida was interrupted by a city employee, who yelled at the driver of a city truck in the parade for "taking his overtime for the last two years." Officers saw the man open the door of the moving truck to argue with the driver, telling him to "Get out of the truck and I'll whip your ass." The unidentified employee "then slammed the door closed after removing the keys from the ignition of the truck (turning it off) and throwing the keys across the cab onto the opposite floorboard," the resulting police report said. "This caused the parade to stop movement behind the city truck." The aggressive employee was arrested for disorderly intoxication -- his blood alcohol measured .266 percent -- and assault. The city?... "Niceville". The man must appear in court, but not until after Christmas. (RC/Northwest Florida Daily News) ...

THE VERDICT: This may be enough time for him to sober up.


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Nice, Not Naughty...

John Toomey, 68, has played Santa at the Union Square Macy's store in San Francisco, Calif., for 20 years.

"People make a pilgrimage to see him every year, some for as long as 15 years," said one store employee, "Everyone loves him."

Not quite everyone: Toomey says when adults visit him while in character, he cracks jokes, but an adult couple complained to store management that his jokes were "inappropriate". Like what? "When I ask the older people who sit on my lap if they've been good and they say, 'Yes,' I say, 'Gee, that's too bad'," Toomey said. "Then, if they ask why Santa is so jolly, I joke that it's because I know where all the naughty boys and girls live."

Toomey was fired. (RC/San Francisco Chronicle) ...

THE VERDICT: And these are grown-ups who sit in men's laps, in public, in front of kids. Go Figure!?


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Katy Perry "Un-Makeover"

If there was ever a question about comedian-turned-actor Russell Brand being a douchebag . . . well, it's been answered. The question now is whether pop star wife Katy Perry will put up with his douchebaggery.

What did Brand do that was so bad? Take a look at the picture of his wife he posted on Twitter the other day. Not the most flattering, is it?

Katy Perry's hubby Russell Brand posted this not-so-flattering Twitpic of his beloved as a prank (we think) over the holiday weekend. But it may not be such a laughing matter to the Mrs, who got the anti-glam snapshot pulled down pronto. Oops!
This is the kind of thing that might cause some fireworks between the "Firework" singer and her snarky husband. But we hope it's just the sort of friction that makes the making up that much hotter. Take our punishment poll on the jump to let us know how you think Russell will have to pay.

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British Man Arrested for Threatening on Twitter to Blow Up Airport


Used to be, you couldn't make jokes at the airport about bombs and high-jacking planes. Now, don't even think about Tweeting that kind of nonsense. Better yet, maybe if we all stop flying that will take care of this whole problem, right?

British police have arrested a man for making a terror threat after he allegedly joked on Twitter that he would blow up an airport.  South Yorkshire Police say they arrested 26-year-old Paul Chambers on Jan. 13 on suspicion of communicating a bomb hoax.  Chambers allegedly posted a message on the social networking site saying he would blow northern England's Robin Hood Airport "sky high" if his flight was delayed.

He has been bailed pending further investigation.


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Naughty, Not Nice...

A city-run Christmas parade in Florida was interrupted by a city employee, who yelled at the driver of a city truck in the parade for "taking his overtime for the last two years." Officers saw the man open the door of the moving truck to argue with the driver, telling him to "Get out of the truck and I'll whip your ass." The unidentified employee "then slammed the door closed after removing the keys from the ignition of the truck (turning it off) and throwing the keys across the cab onto the opposite floorboard," the resulting police report said. "This caused the parade to stop movement behind the city truck." The aggressive employee was arrested for disorderly intoxication -- his blood alcohol measured .266 percent -- and assault. The city?... "Niceville". The man must appear in court, but not until after Christmas. (RC/Northwest Florida Daily News) ...

THE VERDICT: This may be enough time for him to sober up.


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"Ho, Ho, Ho, Shut up Lady!"

A painting of Santa Claus on a plywood sheet at Tracy's Christmas Tree Lot in Turlock, Calif., has brought a complaint from a shopper: it depicts Santa in a cowboy hat and a gun belt. The company has used it every Christmas for 20 years. "Santa is made for love, bringing families together," complained Monica Sliva, "not carrying weapons."

Lot owner Bobby Vierra shrugged it off. "You know, it's just a cowboy. We're just trying to sell trees out here."

 But Sliva says the decoration "portrays to the kids that it's OK for Santa to be carrying a gun and therefore it's OK for them to be carrying a gun." (RC/KCRA-TV) ...

THE VERDICT: "Shut the heck up and put out some cookies and milk, Lady!"



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Female Spanish Teacher Accused of Sex With Student

Today's female teacher sex scandal comes to us from Union County, North Carolina where the Spanish teacher at Parkwood High School has resigned after being accused of having a relationship with an 18-year-old student. Now before you start posting comments about the "age of consent" in NC, let's remind everyone that most states now have laws that make it a crime for teachers, coaches, ministers, etc to have any kind of "inappropriate relationship" with a student, regardless of their age.

How do you say "Please don't tell anyone about this or I'll go to jail" in Spanish?

The Union County Sheriff’s Office said 27-year-old Melissa Bitz had sex with an 18-year-old student at Parkwood High School in Monroe, where she was a first-year Spanish teacher. Bitz was arrested on Tuesday night at her Indian Trail home and charged with a sexual act by a custodian.





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Woman Arrested for Causing Cop to Taser Himself!

This is one tough old broad: not only did she break into an building to--allegedly--steal some stuff, but then fought off several cops, hitting one of them with a chair. Even after being Tasered once, Irene "Don't Mess With Me" Bramwell continued to fight and caused an officer to accidentally discharge his Taser, shooting himself in the finger. Eventually they got her under control, but she wasn't going to go down easy.

According to court records and prosecutors, Bramwell was arrested when police responded to a call at a building on the 5500 block of South Nottingham Avenue on Friday. After police showed up and were told that a person was inside the home, they noticed that a window in the front of the building was broken. When they went around to the back, they found an open back door, officials said.



The officers found Bramwell in the basement after entering the building, officials said. Bramwell threw a wooden chair at one of the officers, striking the person in the right arm, officials said.  As Bramwell continued to resist arrest, the other officer took out a Taser and fired it at the woman, striking her, officials said.

Even though she had been struck by the Taser, Bramwell continued to flail her arms and resist the officers, officials said. As the woman continued to resist arrest, the officer who earlier Tasered her set up the Taser again.  She continued to flail her arms, causing the officer to accidentally discharge the Taser and shoot himself in the pinky finger of his left hand, officials said.

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Man Caught Flicking His Wand...

Man Caught Flicking His Wand During Screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"

The real question is if he's a fan of Hermoine, Harry, or . . . Ron? Either way, he would have been better off if he had kept his little "Dumbledore" in his pants.

Meet Alexander Ofner.  The South Carolina man, 39, was arrested yesterday afternoon at Sea Turtle Cinemas after Bluffton Police Department officers responded to a 911 call about Ofner’s alleged indecent exposure. Using the projection booth as an observation post (as “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” unspooled nearby), cops spotted Ofner in the act, according to police.

Ofner, seated in the theater’s back row, was then arrested for his alleged X-rated behavior during the PG-13 movie. He was booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center, where he posed for the above mug shot.




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