Just Shoot Me!

Today's female teacher sex scandal comes to us from Union County, North Carolina where the Spanish teacher at Parkwood High School has resigned after being accused of having a relationship with an 18-year-old student. Now before you start posting comments about the "age of consent" in NC, let's remind everyone that most states now have laws that make it a crime for teachers, coaches, ministers, etc to have any kind of "inappropriate relationship" with a student, regardless of their age.

How do you say "Please don't tell anyone about this or I'll go to jail" in Spanish?

The Union County Sheriff’s Office said 27-year-old Melissa Bitz had sex with an 18-year-old student at Parkwood High School in Monroe, where she was a first-year Spanish teacher. Bitz was arrested on Tuesday night at her Indian Trail home and charged with a sexual act by a custodian.

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Man Caught Flicking His Wand During Screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"

The real question is if he's a fan of Hermoine, Harry, or . . . Ron? Either way, he would have been better off if he had kept his little "Dumbledore" in his pants.

Meet Alexander Ofner.  The South Carolina man, 39, was arrested yesterday afternoon at Sea Turtle Cinemas after Bluffton Police Department officers responded to a 911 call about Ofner’s alleged indecent exposure. Using the projection booth as an observation post (as “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” unspooled nearby), cops spotted Ofner in the act, according to police.

Ofner, seated in the theater’s back row, was then arrested for his alleged X-rated behavior during the PG-13 movie. He was booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center, where he posed for the above mug shot.

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