Just Shoot Me!

A city-run Christmas parade in Florida was interrupted by a city employee, who yelled at the driver of a city truck in the parade for "taking his overtime for the last two years." Officers saw the man open the door of the moving truck to argue with the driver, telling him to "Get out of the truck and I'll whip your ass." The unidentified employee "then slammed the door closed after removing the keys from the ignition of the truck (turning it off) and throwing the keys across the cab onto the opposite floorboard," the resulting police report said. "This caused the parade to stop movement behind the city truck." The aggressive employee was arrested for disorderly intoxication -- his blood alcohol measured .266 percent -- and assault. The city?... "Niceville". The man must appear in court, but not until after Christmas. (RC/Northwest Florida Daily News) ...

THE VERDICT: This may be enough time for him to sober up.


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A painting of Santa Claus on a plywood sheet at Tracy's Christmas Tree Lot in Turlock, Calif., has brought a complaint from a shopper: it depicts Santa in a cowboy hat and a gun belt. The company has used it every Christmas for 20 years. "Santa is made for love, bringing families together," complained Monica Sliva, "not carrying weapons."

Lot owner Bobby Vierra shrugged it off. "You know, it's just a cowboy. We're just trying to sell trees out here."

 But Sliva says the decoration "portrays to the kids that it's OK for Santa to be carrying a gun and therefore it's OK for them to be carrying a gun." (RC/KCRA-TV) ...

THE VERDICT: "Shut the heck up and put out some cookies and milk, Lady!"



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