Just Shoot Me!

Today's female teacher sex scandal comes to us from Union County, North Carolina where the Spanish teacher at Parkwood High School has resigned after being accused of having a relationship with an 18-year-old student. Now before you start posting comments about the "age of consent" in NC, let's remind everyone that most states now have laws that make it a crime for teachers, coaches, ministers, etc to have any kind of "inappropriate relationship" with a student, regardless of their age.

How do you say "Please don't tell anyone about this or I'll go to jail" in Spanish?

The Union County Sheriff’s Office said 27-year-old Melissa Bitz had sex with an 18-year-old student at Parkwood High School in Monroe, where she was a first-year Spanish teacher. Bitz was arrested on Tuesday night at her Indian Trail home and charged with a sexual act by a custodian.