Just Shoot Me!

A city-run Christmas parade in Florida was interrupted by a city employee, who yelled at the driver of a city truck in the parade for "taking his overtime for the last two years." Officers saw the man open the door of the moving truck to argue with the driver, telling him to "Get out of the truck and I'll whip your ass." The unidentified employee "then slammed the door closed after removing the keys from the ignition of the truck (turning it off) and throwing the keys across the cab onto the opposite floorboard," the resulting police report said. "This caused the parade to stop movement behind the city truck." The aggressive employee was arrested for disorderly intoxication -- his blood alcohol measured .266 percent -- and assault. The city?... "Niceville". The man must appear in court, but not until after Christmas. (RC/Northwest Florida Daily News) ...

THE VERDICT: This may be enough time for him to sober up.


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John Toomey, 68, has played Santa at the Union Square Macy's store in San Francisco, Calif., for 20 years.

"People make a pilgrimage to see him every year, some for as long as 15 years," said one store employee, "Everyone loves him."

Not quite everyone: Toomey says when adults visit him while in character, he cracks jokes, but an adult couple complained to store management that his jokes were "inappropriate". Like what? "When I ask the older people who sit on my lap if they've been good and they say, 'Yes,' I say, 'Gee, that's too bad'," Toomey said. "Then, if they ask why Santa is so jolly, I joke that it's because I know where all the naughty boys and girls live."

Toomey was fired. (RC/San Francisco Chronicle) ...

THE VERDICT: And these are grown-ups who sit in men's laps, in public, in front of kids. Go Figure!?

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If there was ever a question about comedian-turned-actor Russell Brand being a douchebag . . . well, it's been answered. The question now is whether pop star wife Katy Perry will put up with his douchebaggery.

What did Brand do that was so bad? Take a look at the picture of his wife he posted on Twitter the other day. Not the most flattering, is it?

This is the kind of thing that might cause some fireworks between the "Firework" singer and her snarky husband. But we hope it's just the sort of friction that makes the making up that much hotter. Take our punishment poll on the jump to let us know how you think Russell will have to pay.

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